Monster Stink

Dear nose-pickers, Gooliemaloolie! There’s SO much in this
book, I don’t know where to start.
There’s a sixty-foot monster on the rampage, the world’s
most prestigious entertainment competition, a troop of terrifying
criminals, an evil science experiment, SNOT (yeah, WAVES
of that) and – I can hardly bring myself to say it –
the STINKUS-DINKUS-INUS-NOZZLEUS-HORRIBLIS!
What’s that? Only a stink so terrible it’ll give you
the whiffy-whiffy-woo-woos . . . Will it all end well? No . .
. Yes . . . Oh, I don’t know! You’d better ask Fergus
the smelly field mouse . . .